The Count Down Starts

"I've come here to create a new country for you called chaos, and a new government called anarchy...all for you."




So for all you noobs out there that couldn't make it to Lanfest2K7 I will be taking my video camera so you can see how much fun we have. Owning noobs in the face and all takes so much effort.

-I Digress

Best.Game.Evar. - No, not Halo 3...

I think I just peed a little...

ROFL!!!1!!ein!!!

Mmmm. Cognac.

A Ranger's Grave...

When I used to work with an82ndVet he would often tell stories starting out with the excerpt below:

File Number: 412689
Excerpt of Mission Debrief
OP: Hear Kitty Kitty 26-SEP 2007

"No s***, there I was... knee deep in hand grenade pins, just me and my sixty gunner and he was dead..."












I took this snapshot with the new features offered in Halo 3's "Theater". Obtw, that's an82ndvet on the ground and me being alive and a total badass.

The Fatwa Continues!

Attention Infidels! Peace from Sanrio be with you. The mullahs are proud to announce that the glory of Hello Kitty continues to rise around the world. The "Hello Kitty DeathSQD" clan for the PS3 title "Resistance: Fall of Man" is now converting bad infidels to good infidels with well aimed weapon fire! The streets will run with the blood of the non-believers!

Cross Platform Rollout!

I am pleased to announce that our insidious plan of world dominance through video-game networking (backed by my weather control machine [developed as a Black-OPS project for Wal-Mart]) is rolling along according to the timetable agreed upon by the signers of the NAFTA agreement!

Last night the "Hello Kitty Death SQD" clan was created for the PS3 online masterpiece- Warhawk. The clans single member, an82ndVet, has rocketed to the top of the global leader boards! On last check, I'm up to 91 thousand-th place! Give or take several thousand! The momentum is building, so please pass this along to your PS3 friends. Positions are still available- act now before the roster is full!

Happy TLAPD, you scurvey scum...

Aye, piracy is less and less welcome these days me mateys. But stay 'igilant for you ne'er be alone. And as always, keep an eye out for ninjas and FBI agents and such. They are ne'er to be trusted, says I...

Halo 3 Game Fuel LE Bottle

Now in 7-Elevens nation wide!