Dear Cube,

Shave, then put down the horn.

As a former "clean up the crap in the middle-east by killing lots of people" field rep, I would pass along the learning that blowing a horn and wearing a Fez is a great opportunity to find out if "Mo" was right about the 72 virgins.

Initial surveys of thousands of "crispy critters" says "Mo" was wrong. Most survey respondents just fall apart when probed with a bayonet.

Fatwa of the Cubicle Gangsta

TO: ENLISTED
From this point forward, in addition to blogging about videogames and the culture that surrounds it, lets start blogging about tech and gadgets and the way that they interweave within our lives.

We, of the Hello Kitty BubbleGum DeathSquad, are constantly exposed to myriad wondrous technologies here on our secret island lair. Whether it be a new death-ray, weather machine, EMP disruptor, cell phone, or the hottest new laptop. We *do* love games too, but we should take the opportunity to share all of this other very cool stuff we run into on a daily basis.

So by my decree, we shall double our traffic of infidel jackal subscribership. So thats like, i dunno, 5(!) additional infidels!

and so shall it be...

Now if you will excuse me, i need to see if my pants are dry.

CubicleGangsta

Magic Bullet, Single Shooter...

The folks over at MLG would like you to believe the death of Spartan, Skyllus vBi, on Last Resort, a suicide. Well Hitler always said, the bigger the lie, the more people will believe it....

I submit to you, that "magic bullet theory" is real. This was not a "suicide", but was in fact a conspricy that was carried out by fanatical and disciplined "cold-warriors" in the Pentagon and CIA's covert operation aparattus. A public execution carried out by like-minded individuals...



Watch closely... back and to the right. baack... and to the right...BACK. andtothe right...

Camera: Model 414 PD Bell and Howell Zoomatic
Medium: Kodac Kodachrome II 8 mm
Location: Zanzibar, East Africa

What We Do In Life, Echoes in Eternity...

LANFest is upon us, it is time to show your colors...

Proudly display your Halo 3 Emblem for all to lament its meaning as they lay, dying, nothing more than a sponge for your bullets....

Rubine (Fuschia) Colored
Inverted Pentagon background
White Tomcat symbol
Yellow Bow-Tie


And tomorrow, remember team! Always do for the team, becuase you are a part of the team. And the team is a part of you. Also, Team. TEAM, TEAM, TEAM.

ALSO, HERE IS A PICTURE OF THE A-TEAM:

"Boss Stage 2: Rise of Hypno-Rachnid"

Name: Enraged Hypno-Rachnid

Found on: Level 65, aka Truck Yard.

Weaknesses: Undetermined

Powers:
- Upgraded Laser Eyes (x8!)
- High Climb
- Web of Deception
- Enrage (The cause of the enraged size is yet to be determined but scientist believe it has something to do with cognac)

The Count Down Starts

"I've come here to create a new country for you called chaos, and a new government called anarchy...all for you."




So for all you noobs out there that couldn't make it to Lanfest2K7 I will be taking my video camera so you can see how much fun we have. Owning noobs in the face and all takes so much effort.

-I Digress

Best.Game.Evar. - No, not Halo 3...

I think I just peed a little...

ROFL!!!1!!ein!!!

Mmmm. Cognac.