19 September 2007

Cross Platform Rollout!

I am pleased to announce that our insidious plan of world dominance through video-game networking (backed by my weather control machine [developed as a Black-OPS project for Wal-Mart]) is rolling along according to the timetable agreed upon by the signers of the NAFTA agreement!

Last night the "Hello Kitty Death SQD" clan was created for the PS3 online masterpiece- Warhawk. The clans single member, an82ndVet, has rocketed to the top of the global leader boards! On last check, I'm up to 91 thousand-th place! Give or take several thousand! The momentum is building, so please pass this along to your PS3 friends. Positions are still available- act now before the roster is full!

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